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"They fancy the pants off each other!"

Sir Kenneth Branagh on the Macbeths (via hellogumdrop)

(via williamshakespearethings)

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via communistbakery)

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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(via thefrntbottoms)

thedisneyfan:

girls don’t want boys girls want phineas and ferb merchandise

  • Buford: Uranos, ready!
  • Baljeet: That is not how that is pronounced.
  • Buford: It is on this channel.

arthurpoo:

"you’re not a real fan unle-“

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(Source: queensamwise, via seediest)

nessuno:

thelegendofben:

hogglette:

oh hey link what’s up little guy

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you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?

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well let’s take a look see

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holy shit

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holy SHIT

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it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma

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i’m so proud

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wat

whAT

(Source: porcupet, via kevrudd)